the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”
This intense love is frightening, because every day, I fear that one more thing will push him over the edge. That one more time of me rolling over in bed, teary-eyed, for no reason, could push him …
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
Needed this today
when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be.
this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.
From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.
if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing
"nearly all of my life"
Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.
Part of an unnamed SFM project of an AU where Scout is miraculously one of the only surviving members of BLU team after the events of Meet the Spy. With most of his team them dead + their intelligence being taken, his contract is terminated and the war meets a premature end. To help his mom get out of debt , he ultimately resorts to taking up organized crime. Utilizing his experience from the war, he makes a name for himself as an underboss notorious for violence. With his influence growing, he hopes to exact revenge one day…
Still trying to get a bead on drawing Nita, Ponch, and Kit. Ponch needs his leg rebroken and reset. Let’s see if I can ever figure out dogs again. >.>
All queue for awhile, guys. See you later.
A box is a box, no matter how small.
box kitty’s disgruntled expression after other kitty passes by is killing me.
this speaks to me
just call me lucifer ‘cause I’m in need of some restraint